Bring Back the Matt Coma Wall

There are several quotes that come to mind that have been echoed through the annals of time:

"To be, or not to be: that is the question." ~ William Shakespeare

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." ~ Mahatma Ghandi

"Ask not what your country can do for you--ask what you can do for your country." ~ John F. Kennedy

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." ~ Harry S. Truman

But every once in awhile there are quotes that deserve to be preserved for years to come so future generations can be aware of the wisdom that preceded them:

"Can babies play video games?" ~ Matt Coma

"Can you go through a woman's vagina and exit out her ass?" ~ Matt Coma

"I cried during Twilight." ~ Matt Coma

"Ass to Mouth is when you shrink your body with a machine and go inside a girl's ass and crawl through her spine and then out her mouth" ~ Matt Coma

Xanadu Games used to play host to the Matt Coma wall. This wall was behind the main desk and displayed quotes that have changed the way we all think for eternity. It served as a daily reminder to regular customers of the infinite wisdom Matt Coma possesses and as enlightenment for newcomers to Xanadu Games.

It was taken down due to a former employer's opinion that the wall was "unprofessional". Call it what you will, but this wall had the power to forever change one's perception and outlook on life. One cannot simply erase something that stored such cultural significance.

It is the wish of those who have signed below for Xanadu Games to bring back the Matt Coma wall.